Do You Believe In Magic?
July 10th, 2009 by Braddah LanceMi-ya-ne (pronounced me-ya-nay, translation from Korean = Sorry).
My mind is drawing a blank. It's Feel Good Friday and it doesn't feel like a FGF.
There's no surf. 
It's breezy with totally overcast skies. It's gloomy. It's raining off and on. And we've just begun the final workday of da week for most.
I have a few blogs set up but since today is FGF, didn't want to "waste" it since Fridays are typically slow comment days (for WWD! at least.... stay tuned for a "special" Sunday post.... das right, Sunday) - gotta save decent posts for wen we get more than 12 people reading right?
Since it's FGF and I know roach will probably drop by with a joke, I got a real special treat.
I got a magic trick! Yup, annoddah WWD! first! 
You gotta follow da directions for it to work now.... and no cheat!
Good Luck! If you win, I'll buy you lunch.... but if I win.... well, I'll leave dat up to you. 
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Simply pick one card from da six below, memorize it and DO NOT put your mouse anywhere near it, or da trick won't work.
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Aftah you picked your card - hele on to da next step.....
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Dis da most important step in da trick.
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Think of the card that you chose, and with your LEFT hand, touch the RIGHT corner of your screen AND while counting to three, blink once aftah each numbah.
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No lie......
STAY GONE YEAH?
*BL singing*
Do you believe in magic?
Like I know you do.
Braddah Lance has just
done a trick for you.
Do you believe in magic?
If you know da "secret", no tell. Remembah, magicians nevah tell.
Have a great Feel Good Friday and fun weekend!
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Tags: Braddah Lance, Card Trick, Feel Good Friday / Tip Of Da Day, Wassap Wit Dat!, WWD!
July 10th, 2009 at 9:06 am
MAGIC my butt!
I know da secret........but I ain't telling.
Oh yeah.........FIRST!
OL
July 10th, 2009 at 9:21 am
I don't get it....yo, BL I'm dying for the DK review!
I guess I can go back through the archives on your blog
and see the one from last year....yeah, I'll do that right now.
Can't wait for the Sunday post.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:27 am
OK, where did my Queen of Diamonds go???? I hope you going give the secret.
Have a great FGF and weekend to all the Kwonics and Lanceformers!
July 10th, 2009 at 9:34 am
how da heck you wen do dat? wat... you get da kine cameras watchin ova hea or wat. wat da secret?
happy FGF everybodies.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:39 am
haha good one BL. figured out da secret but no worries, it's safe.
Happy FGF to everyone/
July 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am
BL.........if I give a "hint" to the answer..........does that break the magician's code?
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July 10th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Happy FGF,
I going give da answer, heh, heh.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Ha! figured it out, but won't tell.
Enjoy your Friday!
July 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Good morning BL!
I guess no lunch for me.
Happy FGF!
July 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
K dat was just dumb, but since u not one magician can spill da beans eh?
Wait, you sure make those beverages disappear quick, so I guess you get some magic in you.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I know the answer but I won't tell.
FGF Joke:
They Are Finally Together
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.
Then Ted died of heart disease.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Again Judy remarried, and this time
She & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
July 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I was freaking out until I figured it out.
Too guud man. Eeeesa Maaajeek!
Happy FGF everyone.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
BL,
Aigoo, was this trick from your elementary school days ? Are you going to the Korean Festival ? I thought about stopping by but you never know how many K-bar girls you might run into with your significant other standing next to you.
Here's a FGF joke:
This portagee walked into a store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock his car because he locked his keys in the car. He nodded and handed him a hanger. The portagee thanked him and went outside to set to work. A little while later the cashier decided to check on him and saw him working at it and another portagee in the car was saying "a little to the left...no, a little to the right..."
Have a nice weekend everyone !
July 10th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Bwahahaha, good trick. No worries, I no teel the secret. Us gotta stick together.
Here's one for FGF:
Subject: GOVERNMENT JOB !!!
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes " he says, "I was in Viet Nam for 3 years.
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says "For the first 2 hours we stand around scratching our balls.... no point in you coming in for that."
Have a great Day gangee.
OK we ova 14 comments
July 10th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Aloha BL! Great trick.
Ynaku - funny joke!
July 10th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
BL,
Wow, how come so slow today ? Is everyone awed by your magic trick ?
Here's another FGF joke:
This Portagee and Hawaiian are having a drink at the bar and watching the 10 pm news.
On the news they are showing a guy out on a ledge of a 10 story building.
The Hawaiian says to the Portagee, "I bet u $20 dat da buggah jumps"
"Shoots" the Portagee says and they continue to watch.
Sure enough after 5 more mintutes the guy jumps.
The Portagee is pulling a $20 out of his pocket to give to the Hawaiian when, he says "hey brah, I no can take ur money, I wen see dis on da 5 o'clock news"
The Portagee says "me too, but I no think dat he was goin jump again"
July 10th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@Ynaku - Funny!!!
@roach - Too Funny!!!
July 10th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Hey roach, I think they still trying to figure out the trick
One more for the road...
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.
"William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?"
"Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time."
"Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride. "The monks only used to give us an apple..."
July 10th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Brah, what happened to the Jack of Spades?
July 10th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
NKHEA....goin figa da bugga out yet
July 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
NKHEA....stay get know
July 10th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I dunno why, but I memorized 2 cards.
And they were both gone!!
ZOMG! Twice as good, eh you buggah?
July 10th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Ok-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y
finally get 'em!
ho-o-o-o-o-o, that one had me going boy
July 10th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
OK, now I finally got it and can now enjoy the weekend. Good one BL...
July 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Good one BL! You had my going there. But then again, I stay on vacation mode up here in Oregon. Just had a few Hefeweizens. What ever happened to that guy, GoodBeer?
July 10th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Bahahah freaked me out at first... and den I realized... oohhhh geeeeezzzz... heehee
July 11th, 2009 at 8:44 am
I wanna know da secret. It's already Saturday so FGF no count anymoa.
July 11th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
하하하!
Good trick BL!