Well as if I wasn’t shame enough last week - twice in two days more worse - a Kwonic had emailed offline asking what other embarrassing moments have we had?

Back in da Ice Palace dayz (before had all kine rules), da boys had challenged who could “spray” (go fast, stop hard and ’spray’ da ice from da skates towards someone) da highest. We would all take turns being da crash test dummy and one would take a lap and gun it towards da “dummy”. Well when was my turn, my skates nevah like listen. Da buggah wen grab and I wen huli full speed towards da dummy - but he wasn’t a dummy. He just wen move and BAM, into da wall I went.

I get choke stories li’dat. During our senior year we went skiing in Canada on a band trip and for most of us it was the first time seeing and playing in snow. Well da babooze dat I am was so excited I ran outside on da deck, grabbed a bunch of snow to make a snowball, got ready to throw it, planted my foot - and just like da cartoon wit da banana peel - wen huli head ovah heels, lost da snowball and showed everyone dat ice and snow is slippery wen wet.

So you see, my life is full of… excitment. No even get me started on da things I tried fo’ do to impress da wahine.

Ok, ok, I going share one. We was at one bar and had dis one wahine I was spocking out for choke long (during UH days) and just as I started my Rico Suave, I reached fo’ da pitcher to fill up her glass and…. AI-CARAMBA! I tipped ovah her friends glass all ovah both of them and like Sacred Falls, dat chapter was closed.

I think it kinda boils down to if you willing to take a chance and just let loose or always on guard. Or are you just one of those no can help - you get tough luck? Do you laugh it off or turn red and hide? Which one are you?

How’s about da oddah end? You keep laughing and ragging ’em or you help and comfort them? What about strangers?

Like share any shame moments? Or too traumatized already and no like?

Lurkahs feel free to post cause we all “anonymous” eh! Kwonics required to post one if you like one invite to da pah-tay.

Eh, c’mon…… NO SHAME!

WWD!